A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a b**ch is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a b**ch is nine..."


His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
Teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son
Of a b**ch is four?"


After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

work has been awesome so far, workmates are great fun ppl to be with !

we're always having parties and celebration parties!

work has been awesome so far!
enjoying every bit of it =)

cny came and is passing soon! how fast time flies

All things bright and beautiful,
all creatures great and small,
all things wise and wonderful:
the Lord God made them all.

Each little flower that opens,
each little bird that sings,
God made their glowing colors,
and made their tiny wings.

The purple-headed mountains,
the river running by,
the sunset and the morning
that brightens up the sky.

The cold wind in the winter,
the pleasant summer sun,
the ripe fruits in the garden:
God made them every one.

God gave us eyes to see them,
and lips that we might tell
how great is God Almighty,
who has made all things well.

Give thanks

Today I am reminded that:

Some cannot leave hospital to be with family,

Some don't have family.

Some are not well enough to enjoy CNY food,

Some don't have food.

Some dare not think of what tomorrow holds,

Some don't have tomorrow.

Many have family, food and tomorrow,

Yet don't have Jesus.

Blessings we forget, too oft.

blessed lunar new year everybody!

ah well first day of work! had a relaxing time induction course b4 heading back to office then have the safety talk followed by a quiz!

sigh the ppl in the lab are nice but i really dont like going thru the whole process of integrating and knowing pple already ( i guess this is old age) maybe i should start comparing ros and selin to the new lab pple , i would feel better! =))

then adriel talked to me and asked me abt work and when i told him abt the integration part, he drew this which made me laugh quite alittle

i hope work gets better everyday!