pls?

can i have one mocha java chip frap pls?
cravings for starbucks at this unearthly hour(im supposed to be wide awake) isnt very good becos the nearest starbucks i figured would be in the city and i definitely would not wanna travel there just to get it

i would be insane

maybe i should call 1800-SANE to check my level of sanity hopefully its within the normal range